One day Bert and Rich were sat in the park with pots and pans for drums and an acoustic guitar. Rich rolled a spliff and Bert started to write the guitar chords to what has since been described as the most 'shitastic' song "the train came down". Rich then added a drumbeat and Bert made up the first line about someone dying and Shit were born.
After a while they decided to step outside into the big wide world and play this terrible mix of noise to other people, some liked it, some hated it.. most got headaches. Now with songs covering topics such as Ham, Trains, Aids, Rapists, Ukuleles, World of Warcraft and Subway tasting like your nan they are coming to smear some shit on a wall near you!
